Tawny Kitaen Is Loser Of The Week

For trashing America's Favorite TV Mom, Florence Henderson, on this weeks Surreal Life 6. Tawny Kitaen has been carrying a crazy vendetta for Flo the last few weeks. It all started when The Surreal Life cast got to play newscasters for a day at a local California television station. Florence played the part of an anchorwoman, while Tawny played a reporter in the field investigating a stolen weathervane. The Surreal Life producers bought a replacement for the missing weathervane and Florence asked Tawny what the cost of the new weathervane was. Tawny was not prepared for the question and became a "deer caught in the headlights". She has blamed Florence ever since. This week, each of the castmates got a chance to host their own talk show. Tawny hatched a plan to to have Florence as a guest, and then to publicly humiliate her. It backfired completely on Tawny! When Tawny realized that the entire cast thought that she was an ass, she had some sort of psychosomatic sinus attack to gain some attention and sympathy. Tawny Kitaen is a classless, no talent, bitch.